Neely Hardie Nasty Fat Little Tub. Meet Neely Hardie, central Alberta’s answer to a chick nobody asked for. She’ll use you for money, does nothing but smoke weed and get fuked by multiple dudes at a time without protection. Being from such a small town, it’s pretty well known how much she gets around. Up to Edmonton, down to Calgary. Just buy her something and she’ll spread em. Take your chance dudes, it’s a guaranteed go!