David Cicalese cheats for fun, like it’s a sport, like shooting sitting ducks. He’s lucky just to get a woman. And when he does, he knows they will find out about him and leave anyway. So, he f***s them and leaves them so he can boast about having dumped a w***e a*s b***h before they can thank their lucky stars and dump his goofy a*s. Not getting much action, as a rule, David is not a very skilled lover. Girls say he will tongue an a*s for a second try before he feels nasty and used and leaves them on the curb where he found them. He kisses whores just to taste what they’ve tasted, they don’t like it much.